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[x] Seriously though, what is that even like?

Mon, 20 May 2013 15:34:51 -0400

[x]

Seriously though, what is that even like?

mysteryspectacle: suhmanthe: Nicholas Cage:...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:04:00 -0400

suhmanthe:

Nicholas Cage: Ventriloquist.

Photo found at my parents’ store Anastacia’s Antiques. Not only is Nick Cage a vampire, in the mid 1900s, apparently he had a stint as a ventriloquist. What could be scarier than a ventriloquist vampire? A Nicholas Cage ventriloquist vampire.

My dad expects this to go viral.

MY GOD

Plot twist: Nicolas Cage is secretly God.

Listen, Zoe Saldana is super rad, but nobody tops Nichelle...

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:21:37 -0400

Listen, Zoe Saldana is super rad, but nobody tops Nichelle Nicholswith her bright green hoops and shiny shiny hair.

excuse me i am dying because doctor who

Sun, 19 May 2013 02:09:38 -0400

excuse me i am dying because doctor who

makesdirtywordssoundpretty: the-absolute-funniest-posts: sur-d...

Sun, 12 May 2013 23:08:53 -0400

makesdirtywordssoundpretty:

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

sur-demon:

ohmelissaoh:

dead. literally, dead.

ahahahahaaha

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

Hahahaha

This is everything I have ever wanted and more.

averypotterurl: neildegrassetyson: Who is the most attractive US president of all time? It’s not...

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 22:33:15 -0400

averypotterurl:

neildegrassetyson:

Who is the most attractive US president of all time?

It’s not the gorgeous Barack Obama or the zesty Bill Clinton or the tragically beautiful John F. Kennedy or either of the Roosevelts or even Baberaham Lincoln

THAT’S RIGHT FRIENDS

IT’S RUTHERFORD B. HAYES

#MORE LIKE RUTHERFORD B. HEEEEEEYYYYYYY HOW /YOU/ DOIN’

10/10 would bang

You old Romeo, you.

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 20:40:36 -0400

You old Romeo, you.

Do you feel like you’re being watched?

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 06:31:47 -0400

Do you feel like you’re being watched?

S07 E10 - Hide - Blue.

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 06:01:19 -0400

S07 E10 - Hide - Blue.

The oncoming storm.

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 05:16:05 -0400

The oncoming storm.

Accurate depiction of me today.

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 04:04:30 -0400

Accurate depiction of me today.

This is a summary of my life.

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 03:45:14 -0400

This is a summary of my life.

what-do-i-wear: ‘IN VAIN’ T-shirt GIVEAWAY: Enter to win...

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 04:15:09 -0400

what-do-i-wear:

‘IN VAIN’ T-shirt GIVEAWAY:

Enter to win the ‘IN VAIN’ tee from TWICELUX! I will be giving away this amazing piece three days from now, April 22! You have three days to enter in for a chance to win this killer tee! …but if you can’t wait and are dying to get your hands on one, grab it: here

How to Enter:

- Must be following what-do-i-wear on Tumblr + Twitter

- Must “Like” and reblog this post

Simple as that! The winner will be randomly selected on April 22nd! Each step must be completed for a full entry - Good luck!

"Boston. Fucking horrible. I remember, when 9/11 went down, my reaction was, “Well, I’ve had it..."

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 19:26:26 -0400

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Boston. Fucking horrible.

I remember, when 9/11 went down, my reaction was, “Well, I’ve had it with humanity.”

But I was wrong. I don’t know what’s going to be revealed to be behind all of this mayhem. One human insect or a poisonous mass of broken sociopaths.

But here’s what I DO know. If it’s one person or a HUNDRED people, that number is not even a fraction of a fraction of a fraction of a percent of the population on this planet. You watch the videos of the carnage and there are people running TOWARDS the destruction to help out. (Thanks FAKE Gallery founder and owner Paul Kozlowski for pointing this out to me). This is a giant planet and we’re lucky to live on it but there are prices and penalties incurred for the daily miracle of existence. One of them is, every once in awhile, the wiring of a tiny sliver of the species gets snarled and they’re pointed towards darkness.

But the vast majority stands against that darkness and, like white blood cells attacking a virus, they dilute and weaken and eventually wash away the evil doers and, more importantly, the damage they wreak. This is beyond religion or creed or nation. We would not be here if humanity were inherently evil. We’d have eaten ourselves alive long ago.

So when you spot violence, or bigotry, or intolerance or fear or just garden-variety misogyny, hatred or ignorance, just look it in the eye and think, “The good outnumber you, and we always will.

”

- Patton Oswalt (on Facebook)